Shoes Make the Woman

Came home from DSW. It's CLEARANCE time for sandals. Can't pass up a CLEARANCE sign, heaven help me.

Showed hub the sandals I purchased and mentioned, "I liked this other pair, but they made me look like a hooker."

"Oh," he said, "Let me see."

"Well, I didn't BUY them," I said.

"Oh," he said.

"Obviously," I added.

"Of course" he replied.

Men.