Tired and flabby? Hibernate!
Frigid temperatures, long nights, accumulating snow...it makes you want to hibernate like a bear. Here's how.
How to Hibernate Like a Bear
Things You’ll Need:
First things first: Bears don't actually hibernate, because their body temperature and metabolism aren't lowered significantly during their "denning," and they still can be awakened. So, hibernating like a bear means you can still set an alarm clock to wake you each Thursday when The Office is on.
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